*misses school one day*
*misses a fight*
*misses a breakup*
*misses 12 assignments*
*misses a dog riding a skateboard*
*misses the shooting of archduke Ferdinand*
tags: THIS IS PRETTY MUCH ME RIGHT NOW +

pixeflutters:

everytime you think “that’s too big to be a sea bass”

you’re wrong

you are fucking wrong

its always a fucking sea bass

(Source: bromoyed)

elluvias:

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

IF YOU ARE SEXUALLY HARRASSED YOU REPORT THAT SHIT

pupchuck:

i want this on a t shirt

(Source: popdeficient)

pussysista:

Me: Where should I apply my perfume?

Coco Chanel: A woman should wear perfume wherever she wants to be kissed

Me:

image

meowrailsandthediamonds:

wrathofhomestuck:

tryingtofixflashpoint:

It’ll be okay, dude.

DUDE!

CONSTANTS

AND

VARIABLES!!! 

No matter the future, alternate timeline, dream or past life it seems like Finn always looses his arm

I KNEW IT WAS FUCKING COMING

But what if Finn lost his arm when he was young and never actually had an arm the entire series

(Source: terezis)

tags: oh god + adventure time + adventure time spoilers + kinda? +
» To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

tags: YOU ARE MAGIC THAT IS IS THAT IS THE FINAL DECISION + BUT ALSO + WHAT A HAPPY DUCK + I JUST DONT FEEL MYSELF WHEN I CANT SCREAM AND SING AND LAUGH WITHOUT PAIN + WHY CANT I BE GOOD AT SOMETHING + HOW DOES ART WORK + LOOK AT THAT ENGLISH BOOTY + because i do man + never enough johnkats + yep this is a good summary of tags i cant get over what a happy duck though oh my god + look at that english booty tho +

(Source: awkwardtbh)

*gasps* they called me cute

that’s because u cute. duh. 

tags: replies + eggb3rt +

(Source: tropius)